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By HEHEHE on Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 02:37 am:

HELP WANTED: One Police Department (Must have own Officers) Adequate salaries available. Free coffee. Call 8-5 for interview, bring lawyer and pen. 539-2000

FOR SALE: Town Council, motto: "Help us to help you to help us" Small favors to appointments, we do it all. No personal checks accepted. 539-3011

HELP WANTED: One pedigreed Police Chief. Only honest need apply. Bring all documentation humanly possible, video if available, urine and blood samples, driving record, 9th grade report cards and pay stub from previous employer. Call for interview. 539-2000

By Mr Sunshine on Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 08:18 am:

Forgot to add tape recorder

By Harry Sachs on Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:53 am:

Dont forget "Relatives and family members of FIPD and FI Town Council are not eligible for employment" Sorry, no more work for cousin Bubba...

By Sussex Cop on Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 07:39 pm:

FOUND: Lost Chief. No tags. Mixed breed. Appears confused, but eager to do tricks.

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